I hate to be updating just to beg, but I'm desperate (and live THAT exciting a life). I've searched the listings 'til I'm blind, but it appears that no channel on DishNetwork (all 150 channels) or locally is going to carry the Ellen DeGeneres Show. And Justin's on for an hour on Tuesday. Am I too old to cry? If there's anybody out there who's willing to tape it, I'd gladly pay for tape and postage. I hate living in the Bible Belt---the local station that was supposed to carry the show apparently caved to the fools who think sexual orientation is contagious. Wish they'd leave the rest of us alone.